Lyrics:
Many years ago, way back in the mists of time
Social networking used to mean you had to go outside
Food used to fill us up without being photographed
I’m sure that all of our Great Grannie would think Facetime was witchcraft, witchcraft
Now Tumblr’s banned all the porn
Will someone please explain what it is for?
Twitter’s given everyone more letters
So please tell me why it isn’t getting better
CHORUS
I don’t give a fuck about your Facebook
Don’t give a damn about Instagram
Don’t give a shit about Snapchat, I ain’t got that
I heard that Tinder is for mingers and for backchat
Oh Facebook’s where you find out that the people that you want to like are racist
Snapchat does dog faces
Grindr is a gay man finder
4chan beats up teenagers and Hot or Not’s for fucking strangers
All your duckface selfies look the same
And how did you convince Facebook that that’s your real name
PornHub teaches buffering
That’s pausing for a moment while you’re plugging it in
And ice buckets in the garden might be fun
But if you can’t recall the charity then maybe it was dumb
Friends Reunited ended so many marriages they had to shut it down
And Reddit seems to be where all of the nerds go now that Friendfeed’s not around
CHORUS
I don’t give a fuck about your Facebook
Don’t give a damn about Instagram
Don’t give a shit about Snapchat, I ain’t got that
I heard that Tinder is for mingers and for backchat
Oh Facebook’s where you find out that the people that you want to like are racist
Snapchat does dog faces
Grindr is a gay man finder
4chan beats up teenagers and Hot or Not’s for fucking strangers